Russia, September 28, 1999

Russian Remonts

With all the dust and notice, you'd forget there is a crisis on!

Yikes!Its 9am on a Saturday morning, and I am wide awake. I was not planning on being in this state, at this hour on a Saturday, but the sound of a pneumatic chisel hitting the pipes that run by my bed was hard to ignore. My housemates and I are in the vortex of the Moscow living curse, remonting.

All over this city, in more apartments than I can imagine, the new wealth of Moscow is showing itself in the apartments of the lucky and the smart. The New Russians are buying big, roomy, but dilapidated apartments in the center of the city. Once they have an apartment with a great view and tons of room, they gut the apartment to the very support structure. All is tossed, from the worn doors to the beautiful Soviet furniture, and its replaced with the best that Russian kitsch can produce.

A bit of a mess!

Granted that the Russian may not have a lifetime of IKEA exposure to orient them to good taste, but usually the remonts are not even close to good taste. Unfortunately, our apartment is no exception. We have wall to wall carpets covering beautiful wood floors, bedroom walls covered in full-length mirrors, and a budeau in the bathroom! A little over the top, but at least its not like some apartments I've seen where a waterfall in the living room is the center of attention.

HmmmSo now, I have two new neighbors. An interesting young couple bought the apartment below us, and so far they have torn out the entire inside of the apartment, and now are building an amazing love nest. I haven't seen the inside since it was a shell, but I have glimpsed the arches and such they are building. The apartment on the other side of the podyez is also under remont, for the Director of a large Moscow company whose name I forgot. In his apartment, the workers are cutting a hole in the wall to make a balcony! Gotta love people with more money than they know what to do with.

Remonted all the way to the superstructure!

All this remonting is doing an interesting thing to the real estate market. The price of large, unfurnished apartments climbs steadily, while the price of remonted apartments drops. Seems everyone wants to have their own styled apartment, and are unwilling to pay for someone else's dream pad.

Ok, they have started banging on the pipes again. I can't take this at 9 in the morning, but I am not about to follow in my housemate's thoughts and actually ask, "I wonder what the laws are on when to start working?" This is Russia!

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Russia, September 21, 1999

Stop Theif!

Someone stole my car! Los Angeles Times September 21, 1998 In Russia, Stealing Is a Normal Part of Life Crime: Theft has become integral to the 'privatization' of state property. By Richard C. Paddock, Times Staff Writer ARKHANGELSK, Russia--Drunk and desperate, Pavel Araslanov climbed to the top of a power...

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Russia, September 13, 1999

Almost Worth Staying For

Don't be fooled, Irkutsk isn't all that, but the fish from Lake Bikal are! Breathtaking beauty Taking a break from the bikes Around the globe on a Honda Thanks, but Tetons are nicer No, use this thing-a-majig Cooking for the masses All we need are french-frys! Note the size! As...

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Offshore Your Rubles in Swiss Accounts

Why not put your IMF loot in the safest banks in the world? Every wealthy Russian has at least one, if not a few, a Swiss bank account to hide all the cash they ship out of Russia on a daily basis. I didn't know how widespread this was until...

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Russia, August 31, 1999

Russian Women

You gotta love those Russian women! Oh, please look at me! Show me that belly button! Lidya stole my heart! Cleaning the streets with twigs Your grandma look like this? I hate to choose! She'll love you for your mind Straight from a porn video Ice, Ice, baby! Not Russia,...

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Russia, August 12, 1999

You Can Buy Anything in a Russian Kiosk!

You can buy ANYTHING in a Russian Kiosk! Ya want some magazines? Beer? Chips? CD's? Stereo? Furniture? Airline tickets? Well you can get all that, and a whole lot more shopping by kiosk in Moscow! Due to the expense and immobility of opening a store, Moscow was invaded by kiosks...

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Russia, August 10, 1999

What Did Russians Eat Before Potaotes?

Its dangerous to farm on a dacha The Times (UK) August 10 1999 Why Russian plots lead to potato knifings By Richard Beeston Borodino - A few miles from one of the epic battles of Russian history, a smaller but equally violent struggle for survival is under way, pitting Russian...

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Russia, August 09, 1999

Nothing Like a Birch Branch Beating!

What to do in Kazan if you have two-day travel dirt on ya Nice benches to the left What I wandered to The Tartars showing off Enjoying the sunshine You could say I was feeling a little dirty earlier today. I'd left Moscow, for the last time, on Monday, and...

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Russia, August 05, 1999

Anything Can Be Scrap Metal

Nothing like stripping the copper out of live electrical wires HELLO RUSSIA SCRAPS FEVER By Alexander Samoiloff In 1999 a chronic Russian disease of non-ferrous metals theft has grown up into the real fever. The problem is that impoverished Russian people steal non-ferrous metal parts for selling at a low...

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Russia, August 04, 1999

Serious Soviet Pollution

Polution Central August 4, 1999, AFP via Johnson's Russia List Russia's Karabash: A town with the air of death about it KARABASH, Russia, - The town of Karabash in the Russian Urals has the unpleasant distinction, according to the United Nations, of being one of the most polluted places on...

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Russia, August 02, 1999

Day-Tripping Around the Garden Ring

A wandering around the Golden Ring of cities that surround Moscow, Russia Locals cooling off A peaceful view I am in awe More xram's than Jerusalem Last weekend, Lidia and I drove out to the Golden Ring, a group of classically beautiful cities surrounding Moscow, that date from the beginning...

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Russia, July 29, 1999

The Russian Poezd

The only way to travel in the CIS There are a few Russian experiences that I only dream about having in America, the Poezd is one of them. Beyond the hassle of getting a ticket, the Poezd beats any form of transportation in America. Poezd = Train There are several...

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Russia, July 28, 1999

Yeltsin's Family

He's no trick Bear Obshchaya Gazeta22-28 July 1999 The Big Kremlin Family: Anatomy and Physiology of the Yeltsin Family By Yelena Dikun: In Russia, few people do not know that the Yeltsin Family rules our country. According to popular tradition, this is the highest institution of power--higher than the President...

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Russia, July 27, 1999

Soviet Photography

As you can tell from my website, bring your camera! The Kodak Revolution happened in Russia sometime about 1992. That means that there is a Kodak sign every block in Moscow, indicating a store that will sell you color film and develop your photos. This is an amazing feat. Before...

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Russia, July 26, 1999

Happy Times in HTML Hell

The joys of coding HTML in the wilds of Russia When we were innocent What a little coding will do The Setup: Over the past two years, I've changed my website design twice to accommodate the site's continuing content growth and my continuing html education. I have the feeling it...

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Russia, July 25, 1999

Road Runners Rule!

How to live on $5 a month in Russia November 6, 1998, Reuters News Service Russians survive on as little as $5 a month By Adam Tanner STAVROPOL, Russia, - Yuliya Simenyak, a full-time secretary who makes out the schedules at the local university, earns 90 roubles ($5.50) a month,...

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Russia, July 22, 1999

Piva is Good!

The only way to travel in the CIS: Drunk! Boston Globe July 22, 1999 In Russia, an alcohol revolution brewing By David Filipov MOSCOW - Elvira the country singer serves up a refreshing glass of "Chuvash Bouquet," known for its apple-like aftertaste. Next door, Igor from the Volga unleashes heavy...

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Russia, July 19, 1999

A Subaka Says What?

A exploration of the differences in Russian and America animal sounds Having a chat with Margo Saturday, as Lidia and I were driving to her dacha, I stuck my head out her window and started barking at a dog (subaka) in the car beside us. As your intelligent, verbally oriented...

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Russia, July 15, 1999

Soviet Swimming

A country of lakes & rivers, and Russians can't swim 15 July, 1999 Going Swimming By Nick Everything here is the same. No new crisis's, plenty of food and very few terrorist bombings. The weather is extremely hot and probably set a heat record. Many people drowned each weekend in...

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Russia, July 12, 1999

Manly Russian Men

Why do you think all the Russian women want American husbands? There is a Peace Corps joke about the difference between the Russian men and women. When (not if) the male PCV's would run out of the dozen condoms that the Peace Corps issued to us, they could simply ask...

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And Peter is a Distant Second

Like St Petersburg can compare to Massive Moscow! Kazan Cathedral Time for a Taste Test! You find a remonted window! Laura looking into the future There are many city rivalries in this world, New York vs. Los Angeles, London vs. Paris, Singapore vs. Hong Kong, but none I find as...

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Russia, July 07, 1999

Invest in Russia?!

You'll have better luck at the casinos! December 29, 1998 Associated Press Foreign Investment in Russia Drops MOSCOW -- Direct foreign investment in Russia plummeted this year to $2 billion, half its level in 1997, an Economics Ministry official said Tuesday, quoted by a news agency. The numbers reflected investors'...

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Russia, July 05, 1999

The Zen of the Line

Some days it actually pays to wait in line I took the hydrofoil instead And this is an orderly line The day before I left I my journey along the Volga River cities, my friend Dave asked me how I felt to be traveling all the time. I know his...

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Russia, June 28, 1999

But He Went by the Name of Lenin

A visit to beginning of it all: Lenin's home town Lenin in his Red Period Hide from the storm in a cafe At least the tramvai is close In the late 1800's, a young man came into the world by the name of Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov in the town of...

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Russia, June 21, 1999

That Looks Just Like My Dom

I never could find my way around Toglatti! One small part of the factory See any similarities? Pick one, any one And not just cars either! Sometime in the 1600's a city was founded on the shores of the Volga River, just down a bit from where I am sitting....

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Russia, June 19, 1999

Russian Adoptions by the Dozen

Aren't those Russia kids so cute! Every time I catch a flight outta Russia, I am amazed at the number of screaming babies I share the flight with. KLM even has a waiting list for the baby carriages on its 16:30 Moscow-Amsterdam flight because so many infants are in line...

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Russia, June 14, 1999

Internet Cafes Are Everywhere

Those bits and bytes are everywhere! Today I am in Toglatti, Russia's version of Detroit, where the AvtoVaz factory produces over 50% of the cars sold in Russia. Tomorrow I am to leave for the birthplace of Lenin, Olyanysk, but I am a little sad. After searching for the last...

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Going to See Mama Russia

Odd, the battle for Stalingrad was fought in Volgagrad! Ain't Miss Kyiv Pretty? Ain't Volgagrad ugly? Powerful, eh? All that was left. The Wall of Names I'd heard stories about her and I'd even seen pictures of her, but I really wanted to see Mother Russia for myself. Mother Russia...

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Russia, June 08, 1999

Going to the Movies

Your seat is assigned, but you can drink a beer Tonight I went to the movies! I saw the new Lolita at the Moscow Theatre near the Moscow Zoo. The experience was quite familiar. It was a "normal" theatre and the movie was in English, with whispering in my native...

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Russian Visas

The hardest part about your trip: the VISA! June 8, 1999 The Moscow Times Dante's Inferno in Visa Line By Daisy Sindelar Anyone who has ever wasted time wondering what form his or her eternal damnation might take has obviously never stood in a Russian visa line. These lines appear...

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Russia, June 07, 1999

Eta Notebook Batteria, Durak!

The joys of finding computer parts in Russia My Office Ooo vacuume tubes! Its about that time. My laptop battery is so old and so used, that it is dying a slow and painful death. I cannot turn on my laptop without AC power anymore, and then when I do...

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Russia, June 05, 1999

Fidelity is Not a Brokerage

Are you more a man with her than your wife and kids? This past week I returned to Moscow, hanging with Lidia while she studied for her ACCA accounting exams. The whole time I've been trying to figure out what to write about since I pretty much wrote myself out...

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Russia, May 31, 1999

Soviet Suburban Living

I was hoping to escape suburbia when I left the States! Oh the variety! See any similarities? What a view! And I've been here! But never here. I've always hated the suburbs. I spent too many years living in the suburbs of a small city in Florida to ever want...

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Russia, May 20, 1999

Taking the tramvai

Trains in the city? In Russia, YES! I've never really figured out why Russia has such a fascination with the tramvai, electric trains that run on steel tracks imbedded in the street. First off, the ride is rough, with each bump in the tracks magnified by the big steel wheels,...

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Russia, May 19, 1999

Cash Transfers Across Russia

I love to get Cash Transfers in Russia! How many times a month do you write a check? I used to write a least two a month, to satisfy those gracious gentlemen holding my student loan and those quick-to-late-fee credit card sharks. Now that I paid off my student loans...

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Russia, April 26, 1999

Time to go...

I left PricewaterhouseCoopers in a daze, and Moscow in haze. On with life! The Finance Crew Paka Ladies! Bye, Bye Moscow! Well here I am, sitting at work with not a thing to do. I guess this is the result of good planning and smart delegation. Why should I be...

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Russia, April 20, 1999

Do Your Spring Cleaning Now!

When Yuri Lushkov says it's spring, Mother Nature listens! BEFORE AFTER It is officially spring in Moscow now. Even though all the snow is finally melted, and there isn't a threat of more for another four months, the trees are starting to bud, and the first mini skirt of spring...

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Russia, April 19, 1999

Reclama Nation

Now, not even Russia is free from Coke commercials! The Horror! The Horror A bit over the line Not even beachgoers are free! Over the last few days, I've watched an interesting structure take shape on the plaza near my house. At first, workers welded together a large metal triangle,...

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Russia, April 14, 1999

Russians Do Tours

Take a tour and expect the Russians to be there! Yeah, you can call me a traveler, I take it as a compliment. I haven't traveled to all that many countries, but when I do leave the house I try to really get into the lives of the people I...

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Russia, April 12, 1999

Going Local

The wonders and wilds of dating a Russian lady The one and only Lidya! A close-up above Ulyanovsk At least I'm taller! Mmmm.. tongue! I've gone and done what I promised myself I'd never do; I've gone local. Now, all my friends though I was insane for not dating the...

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Russia, April 07, 1999

Pecktopan = Restaurants

You don't want to eat at home again?? Alisar Russian dining is always an adventure, even if your actually in the Ukraine! Last night, is a good example. As my friend John and I were looking though Kyiv's guides to nightlife, we came across two entries for Middle Eastern food....

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Yevgeniy Primakov, Who?

Do YOU think Yevgeniy Primakov will be the next president? Obshchaya Gazeta, April 1-7, 1999 "A Heavy Locomotive in the Acceleration Phase; a Rough Psychological Sketch of Yevgeniy Primakov" By Vladimir Vasilyev, head of Political Psychology Laboratory, St. Petersburg State University: "Image is nothing, thirst is everything," the advertising slogan...

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Russia, April 05, 1999

101 Reasons Why NATO's War Sucks

101 Reasons why NATO's war sucks. April 8 - 21, 1999 the eXile 101 Reasons Why NATO's War Sucks By Mark Ames & Matt Tabbi 1. Now the Russians have one of our Stealth planes. 2. It wouldn't have seemed possible a few months ago, but this war has given...

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Russia, March 30, 1999

A State Secrect: Women's Ages

Not even the KGB knew a woman's age in Russia Women always like flowers! Go ahead, guess! Worldwide it is impolite to ask a woman's age, but up to a certain year, somewhere in the 40's, a woman will reveal her age to friends without shame. In Russia, a woman's...

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Russia, March 29, 1999

Russians Blew up the US Embassy!

Safety is high on the minds of everyone these dayz The usual mess Ok, so Boris, you hold that end while Sveta, here, will test the rocket with the safety on. Nothing. Ok, .now with the safety off.. Spring (and Easter) is here! Life goes on for the kids How...

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Russia, March 22, 1999

It's Dacha Time Again

Spring is here cuz it is Dacha Time again! A little early for the beach The fearless crew... Snow is still on the ground, the trees are still brown, and I still haven't seen the first mini-skirt of spring, but the 1999 Dacha Season started this weekend! Yesterday I went...

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Russia, March 20, 1999

I Love Me a Starlite Diner

If you visit Moscow, you will wind up here at least once! Ya know that scene in Pulp Fiction, where John Travolta and Uma Thurmon are sitting in JackRabbit Slim's, and Uma orders the "Five Dollar Shake"? Remember how Travolta was shocked at the price, then tried the shake, and...

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Russia, March 16, 1999

Anything Goes at Night

With this kinda night life, why wake up before midnight? Getting warmed up... warmer.. starting to cook.. coming up to a boil.. err, peaking... and burnt. Ah, the night life of Moscow! As far as I can tell that is the main reason quite a